Pocket Pool Typography Art Print | Cheeky Bathroom Wall Decor
Pocket Pool is the universal, unspoken art of public adjustment. Whether it is fixing an uncomfortable seam, relieving a phantom itch, or performing a tactical realignment, this covert operation is a staple of male existence. This sharp, deadpan typographic print captures the ultimate undercover trouser maintenance with brutal honesty and zero shame.
An absolute powerhouse of a conversation starter for the bachelor pad, guest bathroom, or man cave—crafted for anyone who appreciates a solid inside joke.
pocket pool
/ ˈpɒk.ɪt puːl / scratch ·maintenance1. covert manual adjustment of male anatomy cleverly disguised as an intense search for lost keys or loose change.
2. casual, hands-in-pockets stance utilized to perform urgent tactical realignments in crowded public spaces.
3. the delicate, unspoken art of playing a solo game of billiards without ever taking your hands out of your trousers.
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Please note: Prints only — frame not included. Automatically sized in Inches (US/CA) or Centimeters (EU/Global) to fit standard local frames perfectly.
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Your order is automatically tailored to your region. We ship Inches to North America and Centimeters to Europe and the rest of the world to perfectly match your standard local frames.
US & Canada (Inches)
- 11 x 14" — Great for shelves, desks, and smaller spaces
- 16 x 20" — Popular size for gallery walls and everyday displays
- 18 x 24" — Ideal when you want a little more visual presence
- 24 x 36" — A statement piece. Ideal for living rooms and hallways
Europe & Rest of the World
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30 x 40 cm — Popular for shelves, desks, and gallery walls
- 40 x 50 cm — A balanced format with a bit more visual impact
- 50 x 70 cm — Our most popular size for modern wall art
- 70 x 100 cm — A large-format piece designed to stand out
All prints are sent in a card hard backed envelope or postal tube to ensure safe delivery with an estimated time of 3-7 Business days.
